 Ke0morus
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Haha
Posted: 06 Dec 2020 13:39 PM
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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
FIVE little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mother called the doctor and the doctor said:
'No more jumping on the bed!'
FOUR little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mother called the doctor and the doctor said:
'No more jumping on the bed!'
THREE little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mother called the doctor and the doctor said:
'No more jumping on the bed!'
TWO little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mother called the doctor and the doctor said:
'No more jumping on the bed!'
ONE little monkey jumping on the bed,
He fell off and bumped his head.
Mother called the doctor and the doctor said:
'No more jumping on the bed!' |
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Blox99
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Re: Haha
Posted: 07 Dec 2020 00:47 AM
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| DIE MONKEYS, DIEEEEEEEEE |
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Imdone13
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Re: Haha
Posted: 07 Dec 2020 09:08 AM
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Album: Fury Of The Aquabats
Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!
(Bridge)
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.
A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!
(chorus)
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
with a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset
(Bridge)
Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!
I was in my labritory creating what i thought would be we something great for
the world, a two headed cat you can pet one kitty's head and pet the other
kitty's head, but little did i know the power of atomic energy would creat a
twoheaded man eating monster!
(chorus) x2
Two heads..... of terror! |
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frosty
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Re: Haha
Posted: 09 Dec 2020 04:20 AM
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| you get the funny guy award |
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p1e
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Re: Haha
Posted: 16 Dec 2020 23:57 PM
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| The monkeys have died |
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