Soaksus
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Re: TESTING STRANGERS DIAMONDS! :ice_emoji_face: :ice:
Posted: 20 Jan 2021 12:33 PM
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HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON
Alright so today we here with.
Jackgamesftw and?
Pizzaboxer
Alright look, todays question is I see you got the diamonds in your ear bruh (Pizzaboxer)
Are they real?
Pizzaboxer: SMH! Of course they real!
You wearing nothing fake?
Pizzaboxer: Nothing easy man all real.
Ok ok..So how much you spend on it?
Pizzaboxer: SMH! 500 hunit.
500?
Pizzaboxer: Yeah 500 hunnit bro.
Do you mind if I test it? I got a Diamond tester right there.
*Jackgamesftw looks away knowing they finna find glass*
Pizzaboxer: Where you got that from man..
I got it from Amazon man.
Pizzaboxer: SMH..
*Silence*
Pizzaboxer: You can go ahead and test it.
I can test it?
Pizzaboxer: Yeah...
So you know they real?
Pizzaboxer: Of course that shi-
Aight! Come closer
*Puts the Diamond tester on the "Diamond"*
*Silence*
Ayo homeboy sellin of course.
*Silence*
Pizzaboxer: Why is it not beeping bro?
Nah its um um...
Pizzaboxer: Whys it not beeping...
Hold on lemme see.
*Starts shaking the Diamond tester*
Pizzaboxer: Get on the Diamond bruh...
Pizzaboxer: Get on the Diamond bruh...
Pizzaboxer: Get on the DIAMOND! *Baby crying noises*
GLASS! :crying_emoji_face: *Glass crack sound effect*
Aight...
So lets test out your friend over here because I see you got some jewelry.
*Points the Diamond tester on Jackgamesftw chain*
Are they real?
jackgamesftw: Real.
Alright lets see.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Real diamonds!
I aint even gotta check the ring bro..
Lets test the ring out anyways, you feel me.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
BIG BOY DIAMONDS :ice_emoji_face: :ice:
*Pizzaboxer stands silently with a sad face* :AUUUGGHH:
Okay!
Ayo so what you gotta say to the people with fake jewelry.
jackgamesftw: Quit doin that sh*t bro.
Fake it till you make it?
jackgamesftw: Nah that sh*t aint even worth it.
Haha!
jackgamesftw: Spend some more and get the real thing.
Exactly. *Looks at pizzaboxer* |
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